Doug the scorpian came crawling out of Tim's room, drank half of his beer, pushed open the front door and left...without even a "thank you"....
.....and then his friend Elbert, a big-ass stick bug, heard that there was beer and Elbert tried to bust down the door...
.....but Adrian was there watching the place - he had, anyway, consumed all the beer and decided he's better keep an eye on the melons - because stick bugs looooove melons.....
......Elbert the stick bug left and took the truck but ended up getting a flat on his way to Las Juntas......
.....where he met up with a clear-winged butterfly, which knew of a bar with two-fers right around the corner...
.....they were drinking beers so fast the bartenders could hardly keep up....
...Elbert got so completely liquored up that he fell backward off of his barstool.....
......and then Jesus came (oh shit)
......and said "Dude, Jeff is going to take you someplace where you can sleep it off"....
.....Elbert the stick bug woke up in the morning to find a gigantic Tim standing over him. Tim said "buenos dias Elbert, let's drink some guaro....
....So they went down to the falls to hang out and drink..............
......but that was really boring so Tim said "cowabunga dude, lets hit some olas".....
.......Tim showed Elbert the ropes but the waves were too big and Elbert kept getting pummeled in the surf....
......so they went to eat some gallo pinto and Elbert fell in love with some floozy at the soda....
......then Tim gave Elbert a demonstration on how to lick titties, which Elbert really appreciated since he had now hooked up with the floozy from the soda.....
.......then Jesus sent Jeff back to tell Elbert that the floozy is only a print on the side of a shopping bag.....
......Elbert the stick bug was bummed and decided to load up the boards and hit the waves again (there are chicas on the beach)
....but then a cat came and ate Elbert.
THE END
