July 08, 2009

Monteverde Dirt - Dos Doses of Dos















OK, so near our place there are two towns about 5 km apart that are both called “Dos”. First of all, that’s a really um, kinda weird name for a town……I mean there are no other towns called “Cinco” or “Ocho” or any other number. One of the towns is actually called “Dos de Tilaran” (Tilaran is the county) and the other is called “Dos de Abangares” (again, Abangares is the county). Anyway, I’d like to know the story behind that whole deal - like one town said “Hey, we’re gonna name our town ‘Dos’ and the other said ‘uh, that’s a really sweet name, maybe we’ll name our town Dos as well’ and then the first town was like……”dude, whatever – you guys suck”. So anyway, doing a loop ride through the Dos-es is pretty cool except for one thing – the ride starts with a lot of descending and ends with a ton of climbing. I really hate rides like that and have even been tempted to drive to the low point of the ride and start form there.

From Tornos head northwest to Cabaceras but right at the main store there, hang a left – this will take you to Dos #1 (de Abangares) via a REALLY steep decent. You will know when you are getting close because about ½ km before you get there you can smell coffee being roasted at the “benificio” – could be your brakes though. The benificio is located in the valley next to the Rio Canas in a really awesome setting. You can do a tour of the place, which I’ll bet is pretty cool. This is the low point of the ride – from here you climb though coffee farms and forest for about 5 km to Dos #2 (de Tilaran). Dos #2 is not as cool as Dos #1, but they have a store that seems to really be catering to boozing tourists - I guess because it’s written in English. After getting your 12 pack to “take away” you will climb some more through coffee farms, the small town of Las Brisas and then back to Cabaceras and a steep climb back to Tornos. Not sure of the mileage of this one but probably around 12 to 14 with about 2,000 ft of climbing. Bonus points if you really DID pick up a 12 pack in Dos 2.
So, as you can see I'm finally starting to learn this damn GPS - here is the track and elevation profile.

July Random 10


Huon – Uplifting
Tito Puente – Oye me Guaguanco
Mary Lou Lord – Eternal Circle
Nino Bravo – Libre
Hasil Adkins – Up on Mars
This Mortal Coil – Sound of the Siren
The Jesus Lizard – Panic in Cicero
Archie Sturgill – Queen Sally
Mearle Haggard – I Wonder if They Ever Think of
Beastie Boys – Hey Ladies

Taco Review #13 - You're on Crack if you don't like these tacos



Taqueria del Palmar – El Cerrito California

So driving through the East Bay there are like a kajillion taco stands. In Berkley, you get the more yuppie versions like “TNT Taco” and “The California Taco Factory” – or some gay shit like that. But as you head north towards Oakland and you get into more sketch-ville you get the real deal. Driving down the main drag I was giving myself whip-lash looking at all the possibilities “there’s one….shit, there’s another, oh wow, that one has piƱatas, sweet….that one has a Bohemia sign (thinking of parched throat)…Al Pastor…….. screeeeeetch!” So I settled on Taqueria del Palmar mostly because it looked as if they spent more than an hour decorating the front of their place. There were no spray-painted signs with typos telling passers-by they have “Seefood Tacos”.

So there I am, 3:00 in the afternoon, hardly dinner time or lunch time but I was certainly jonesn’ for a couple of tacos and a beer or two. I walk in and there are two fat Mexican Chicas ……thinking “who’s THIS douche bag” ………..They have one of those menus on the wall behind the counter that actually shows a picture of the food. I like that – I know what the hell I’m getting - and if it don’t look like the picture, there’s gonna be hell to pay.

“Tacos Al Pastor por favor y uno Modelo Especial”….cha-ching! ya baby, I’m in. Now, if I would have ordered in English and ordered a Corona, I’m certain there would have been some loogee sauce on my tacos.

Within 30 seconds there was a Modelo, lime, chips (real ones) and two salsas. The Tacos were the real deal. No messin’ around with the spices and slight crispiness around the edges. Double steamed tort……check. Jalepeno on the plate without asking for one…..check. Chopped onions……..oh, shit, I forgot to tell them to hold the onions. Those little bastards were GOOD…….and what the hell was I thinking by only ordering 2 tacos…..was I high? Well if I WAS high I probably would have ordered like 20 tacos…..and a Nachos Bell Grande®.

Since it’s actually been a couple of months since those little delicious taco were in my belly and my memory is pretty weak – I’m gonna go by my gut and say these tacos were about a 4.65/5.0……probably one of the highest scores I’ve given. Tacos like that are like crack - you always get the shakes when you think about eatin' em. Bonus points too for Palmar's proximity to Oakland......if you need to score some REAL crack. Viva Tacos Palmar!

June 12, 2009

Monteverde Dirt – The Two “Miradors” Where You Usually Can’t See Jack

Leaves as big as bikes

Just above our place there is a place called El Mirador (the lookout point). It is located on top of the continental divide and when you’re up there you can look down onto the Carribean Slope and there is (sometimes) a great view of Arenal Volcano. Arenal is currently very active and, when it’s clear, you can usually see it erupting and spewing all kinds of crazy pyroclastics (ya, I’m a geologist so I can use words like that!). In the day time it’s usually just a big plume of ash that is visible, but at night you can actually see house-sized glowing hunks of magma being shot into the air and then smashing into a million pieces as it it’s the flanks – pretty damn cool. Anyway, a ride to El Mirador is a pretty good one if you like the steep stuff. A lot of this ride is along tracks that follow the crest of the “divide” so sometimes the wind is howling and other times you are getting slammed by clouds rolling up the slope. It’s about 30 minutes from the house to the divide through coffee and banana farms on a few double track sized roads - unfortunately there is never a whole lot of time to soak in the scenery since there is usually this very loud distracting sound of your heavy breathing and the pounding of squishy sound blood pumping in your ear drums. The other day I decided to check out El Mirador to see what was spewing. I do the long climb and get there…….dammit! clouds!.....can’t see shit. OK, well good thing there is another “Mirador” just a few KM’s down the road near the Santa Elena Reserve (National Park) so I head there and again, frickin clouds! Bastards! – turn of the damn cloud machines already this ain’t no frickin’ Great White concert. After waiting 15 minutes or so and getting a few glimpses of the flanks of the volcano, I bail back home – fast-as-hell downhill all the way. The route for this one was Los Tornos-Las Nubes-Los Olivios (Mirador #1) - Santa Elena Reserve (Mirador #2) – Santa Elena – Los Tornos. Probably a 15 mile loop that is pretty much an ass-kicker. Bring a few Colones if you want to stop in SE or Las Pavas Bar for a beer and a boca.
While cranking up this hill I look to my right and notice somebody has displayed a page out of "La Teja" (the Costa Rican version of the National Enquirer). Hmmmm, interesting.


June Random 10


Fiddlin’ John Carson – Goin’ Down to Cripple Creek
Built to Spill – Shit Brown Eyes
Mirah – We’re Both So Sorry
Scarce - Obviously Midnight
The Jazz Butcher – The Bath of Bacon
Pela – Anytown Graffiti
The Chrome Cranks – No. 1 Girl
The Chemistry Set – Underground
Yo La Tengo – Moon Rock Mambo
Stereo Total – La Diabla