Over to the roman ruins of Volubilis were strong roman gods used to rub down the bodies of young roman boys with olive oil and eucalyptus. The practice was ok then - but not now for some reason. Right next to Volubilis is the holy city of Moulay Adriss - if you're not Muslim - can't go into parts of it - luckily we had fake Muslim ID cards made before heading over there. If it wasn't for my Bart Simpson "Cowabunga" shirt I was wearing - we may have fooled them and gotten in. - Damn them Muzzies.
Next stop Essaouira on the coast. The ocean here has some serious issues - it's frikin' angry at the world - we wouldn't touch it. Cool town, but not a whole lot going on - didn't see anybody in the water, which was a sign to...um...not go in the water.
All pictures taken in pretty much the worst light possible. Click to enlarge.
Then to the Atlas Mountains...

This is "baaaaaad" ass........oh wait, you're taking us WHERE?


Moulay Adriss as seen from Allah's house

Voulbilis floor mosaic - PETA is planning a protest

Volubilis - serious roman burliness

Volubilis - storkin' it here too

Essaouira - should wear a hat around here

"Essa"

Mas Essa

"meet me at the dock - I have the blue boat - can't miss it"

One good thing about being a former French colony - escargot on the street. SICK


The fuzzy part of Fez

Fes

The front door to Fes

"Quality" is always extra in Morocco

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