Los Alamos Dirt - Cañada Bonita

Cañada Bonita Drinking Haiku

Looks like rain, oh shit
Maybe happy hour instead
Rode, broke chain then boozed
















The Trail
















Creepy trees

Santa Fe Dirt - Dale Ball (what's that guy doing in the bushes?)

Probably the best close-in Santa Fe mountain biking is right on the east edge of town. Dale Ball is a newer trail system that probably has close to 20 miles of primo singletrack….and I have even heard there are plans for more. The area is broken up into three sections: south, middle and north with the middle and north being the most popular. The south section is nice because it can be linked up with the Atalaya trails.

This is great place to ride for three reasons 1) ridable pretty much all year (it’s a bad-ass night ride as well) 2) not too many people and 3) close to town (beer). The Dale Ball trail network is as good as it gets for near-town riding for any city. You can park in the lot at the corner of Cerro Gordo and Upper Canyon Rd. Be careful parking here at the end of the day because they close the gate at 7:00 and might lock your car in. In the past, some low-life dude that locks the gate has been hanging out here in the evening offering to let people ride some of the trails in the SF County watershed property (totally illegal to even hike there) – you’d probably need to slip him a joint or something and then you’d most likely end up in jail. This is also the area where a squatter had lived for many years in some crazy house made of cardboard and Schlitz cans. He was only recently booted out of there. The guy was even getting mail delivered to the mailbox he set up on Upper Canyon.

The Dale Ball trails do not start at the parking lot – the middle section actually starts north on Cerro Gordo about a hundred yards down on the right (near a chain-link gate). For south Dale Ball, ride up Upper Canyon about 100 feet, it’s on the right. There are mounted trail maps at practically every trail junction so it’s pretty hard to get lost.

John Wilcox, Dave Frank and I rode the middle and north sections on 4/23/06. Awesome day. We kept to the outside perimeter starting with the east side, crossed Hyde Park Road, did North Dale Ball (counterclockwise) and then headed back down the fast west side and eventually back the Cerro Gordo, riding the dirt road back to the cars. That was about 1.5 hours with several stops thrown in. If you’re drinkin’ beer en route give yourself an extra hour. The trails are in perfect shape but unfortunately they removed the old car that was in the arroyo just as you hit Cerro Gordo – it used to be fun to ride over since it was half-sunk in the sand. It sucks because that’s one of the dreamy images that comes to mind when I think of New Mexico – rusted out old cars and appliances dotting the landscape – and that was the perfect end to the ride. Keep an eye out on the dirt road back to the parking lot since I was chased down and nearly mauled by psychotic pit bull on this stretch. If you wear a heart rate monitor and have always wondered what your max heart rate is – this fucking mad dog will help you figure it out.

For this ride it’s recommended that you park your car downtown at the bar ride to the trailhead do a nice 2-3 hour ride and slide back into town for a cold Blue Moon and a Stuffed Poblano on the patio at Del Charro (corner of West Alameda and Washington).

Post ride beer 4/23/06: Breckenridge Oatmeal Stout

Los Alamos Dirt - The Nail Trail and Pajarito Canyon (The Berth Kanal)

This is the classic New Mexican sampler platter of Los Alamos riding: rocky technical wagon trail, smooth skinny singletrack and steep creek diving. This counter clockwise loop is best linked up with the fitness trail from town or the southern extention of the Perimeter trail, or both. By itself it's only an hour, maybe. Link it with the other two trails from town and its a decent 2.5 hr ride that is almost 100% singletrack.

The Nail Trail starts in a dirt parking area on the right side of 501 (coming from town) first right after the ski hill turnoff. Park here and ice the beers. Start off by riding down the short slope from the parking area and immediately cross the creek bed (usually a little water in spring and early summer). The technical shit starts off right away (see left) as you climb out of the creek bed and eventually on to an old wagon trail which is a grunt for about a 1/4 mile or so. The trail gets smoother and less steep the higher you climb. The climb is about 2-3 miles, mostly pretty gradual. There may be a few forks in the trail (most of them are pretty overgrown these days) - but if in doubt, stay left. The trail pops out onto a south-facing slope that was burned in the Cerro Grande fire and there may be a few snags that have fallen across the trail - usually no big deal. As you are crossing this slope you will hit the high point of the ride- then, with Pajarito Canyon on your left you will start to drop into this narrow-assed canyon. The trail is fast and twisty with lots of shit to run into (see bottom right). The trail crosses the creek a few times through some really steep drops and eventaully ends up in the slimey Berth Kanal - if you see it you'll know why its called this. This part of the canyon is narrow and dark and is also a popular place for climbing. The Berth Kanal spits you out on a short sweet section of singletrack that eventually heads back to the parking area or connects with the perimeter trail.

Check out the Nail Trail and the Berth Kanal...you'll be "born again".

Post Ride Beer: Kirin Ichiban

Los Alamos Dirt - Bayo Canyon (...I'm pretty sure that it was named after Scott Bayo on "Happy Days")

The Bayo Canyon Loop is a quick fun loop that you can do in less than an hour from the round-about on North Mesa Road. Doing it clockwise you will start of on some pretty smooth and wide singletrack and after about two miles drop down a slightly technichal wagon road to the bottom of the canyon. Normally I hate rides like these that start with a downhill and end with an uphill, but this one is not bad at all - in fact the climb out of the canyon is wimpy (slope-wise), but hey, if you can clean all the short benches and narrow wagon ruts - then you got MY vote for bad-ass-muthafucka-of-the-year. It ain't easy. Check out how deep some of those wagon ruts can get - the one on the bottom left is about three feet deep.

Bayo Canyon is a great place to mess around at - but a little short for a "real" ride. To make it mo-real keep heading east down the canyon and hang a right at the sewage treatment plant and come back up Pueblo Canyon to Los Alamos - some pretty sick rock formations up Pueblo Canyon if you like things that look like large penises - I know some of you do!

Have fun .........and stay off the penises.

Post Ride Beer: Coors (Banquet Beer)

Los Alamos Dirt - Lower Quemazon (AKA Frijoles y Cerveza)

If you like it technical - you'll like Lower Quemazon. Unfortunately this is an area that was hit hard by the Cerro Grande Fire - it got torched - it's like being on planet Raisa but without the trees, grass, furry animals or hot chicks. That's fine though because you won't be looking at any scenery on this ride - you'll be concerned about cleaning the next section, and then the next and then the next - it does not let up. The actual trail is only 3 miles but to make it in under 40 minutes is pretty tough. It starts in town and heads west toward the ski area and LA Canyon and finally intersects Pipeline road (not really a "road" anymore) - which is just an extention on the Quemazon burliness. The fire left tons of snags along the trail that continually fall across the trail - I'd be careful if heading out on a windy day. Depending on how recent it has been cleared (thank you TuffRiders www.tuffriders.losalamos.com) you might need to bust out your best Hans Rey impersonation to clear any downed trees. Le vere alli!

Post Ride Beer: Miller High Life